If your dog or cat had a mobile phone, who would be listed first on her or his speed dial?
Luci: 911, the local police and fire department and the Marine Corps for those not so subtle security situations.
Banjo: My wifes cell phone, just so he could check in every half hour to make sure she still loves him. He is a bit needy and emotional.
Lily: Acme Speedy Fish delivery service.